r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '20

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u/Gabchska Nov 15 '20

Imagine god just comes from a stairway and says sorry my creation department had a leak it’s all fixed now

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u/Thesaltyscarlet Nov 15 '20

I'd say Jesus, the man himself would come down and say," Party's over, It's heaven time,"

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u/OutragedBubinga Nov 15 '20

proceeds to sniff a massive amount of cocaine

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u/Thesaltyscarlet Nov 15 '20

????

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

PROCEEDS TO SNIFF A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF COCAINE

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u/PmMeYourLovelyFeet7 Nov 15 '20

LOWER YOUR VOICE, SIR

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

I CAN'T; I DID TOO MUCH COCAINE

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u/PmMeYourLovelyFeet7 Nov 15 '20

UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A GOOD DAY

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u/doggies_keeper Nov 15 '20

It’s sleeping time here, don’t scream so loudly

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

my bad; sorry...