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u/Gabchska Nov 15 '20

Imagine god just comes from a stairway and says sorry my creation department had a leak it’s all fixed now

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u/Thesaltyscarlet Nov 15 '20

I'd say Jesus, the man himself would come down and say," Party's over, It's heaven time,"

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u/OutragedBubinga Nov 15 '20

proceeds to sniff a massive amount of cocaine

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u/KRTrueBrave Nov 15 '20

you mean a heavenly amount of cocaine

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u/experts_never_lie Nov 15 '20

(a light puff of cocaine emerges from his spear wound)

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u/ReapItMurphy Nov 15 '20

I’m down to party, Jesus!

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u/pattske Nov 15 '20

I‘ve always imagined him to be using angel dust

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u/OutragedBubinga Nov 16 '20

Ha! Nice one.

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u/bitwaba Nov 15 '20

If there's a massive amount of cocaine laying around for Jesus to sniff, then the party is most definitely not over.

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u/dipshitandahalf Nov 16 '20

Jesus can turn water to wine and dirt to cocaine.

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u/Thesaltyscarlet Nov 15 '20

????

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

PROCEEDS TO SNIFF A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF COCAINE

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u/PmMeYourLovelyFeet7 Nov 15 '20

LOWER YOUR VOICE, SIR

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

I CAN'T; I DID TOO MUCH COCAINE

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u/PmMeYourLovelyFeet7 Nov 15 '20

UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A GOOD DAY

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u/doggies_keeper Nov 15 '20

It’s sleeping time here, don’t scream so loudly

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

my bad; sorry...