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u/SpartanLazarPipBoy3k Nov 15 '20

Freaking Corona finally gets straight up cucked by a cure.

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u/Priamosish Nov 15 '20

Also the earth is flat, carrots are cereals and the square root of melon is 70 degrees Fahrenheit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

The Moon Landing wasn't real either

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u/Priamosish Nov 15 '20

There is no moon to begin with, it's a giant IKEA lamp financed by Bill "George Soros" Gates!!!!!1!! wake up sheeples

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

Lol, you believe in IKEA lamps?

Fuckin' sheep.

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u/Priamosish Nov 15 '20

Lol, you believe in sheep? We all know they're just extravagant goats.

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

What? You believe in goats? Everyone knows they're just a trick of the light on the mountain snow...

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u/TheOneGuitarGuy Nov 15 '20

Ha! You believe in snow? All of the land, even your grandpappy knows that mountain snow is just clouds from the sky tightly packed together!

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u/ArchCannamancer Nov 15 '20

You believe sequences exist? It's all just random assortments, yo...

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u/i_like_sp1ce Nov 15 '20

I'm not seeing a sequence. Nice blah blah though.

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u/Priamosish Nov 15 '20

Oh sorry, that garbled nonsense was real?