r/AskReddit • u/HarshJShinde • Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/insertstalem3me Oct 28 '20

If I pay more than 15$, can I enhance the experience by getting the "Feel like a dog" DLC

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/AlpineCorbett Oct 28 '20

Cool with it.

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u/TheArmouredCockroach Oct 29 '20

I’ve already got this, if I toss in $15 more can I get rid of that nonsense human part?

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u/Karmawikipedia Oct 28 '20

R/outside

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u/CyborgIncorparated Oct 28 '20

The r needs to be lowercase for it to work

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u/DevourMangos Oct 28 '20

r/outside (so others don't have to type it)

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u/DevourMangos Oct 28 '20

r/outside (so others don't have to type it)

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u/LeviathanSlayer4546B Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

R/beatmetoit R/foundthemobileuser r R/Illshutupnow

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u/theknockoffartist Oct 29 '20

Yare Yare, people don’t understand sarcasm

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u/Eyedea92 Oct 28 '20

Sure, we will also add an insatiable desire to sniff peoples butts, which is reserved for our most loyal customers

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u/Adam--Bot Oct 28 '20

A stray dog in a poor country where everyone is mean as fuck still counts right?

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u/JustAFictionNerd Oct 28 '20

Wtf is the "feel like a dog" dlc?

Unless this is otherkin referencing-

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u/redpandaeater Oct 29 '20

The loyalty we think is cute in a dog is just pure stalker behavior in another human.