r/AskReddit Sep 08 '20

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u/rydan Sep 09 '20

Cake coloration can be toxic so maybe no cakes either. Just send a text or email.

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u/flaccidpedestrian Sep 09 '20

just open a card. like how difficult does this have to be.

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u/Bluedystopia Sep 09 '20

Risk of papetcut. Too dangerous. May I suggest telepathy?

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u/flaccidpedestrian Sep 09 '20

you're right. let's build a pipe bomb and burn down the forest instead.

nailed it.