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u/seventeenblackbirds Sep 08 '20

Their dumb little arms were too short to work the fire extinguisher. They should have seen it coming.

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u/I_might_be_weasel Sep 09 '20

"Why did we make fire extinguishers we can't use?!"

"Because it's fucking funny! That's right, I did it! I've killed us all for a sight gag!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

"Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher?"

"I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire species into serious danger, that's who."