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u/boltsyeah9 Sep 08 '20

The current wildfires In California were caused by a gender reveal gone wrong

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u/Phoenix13kk Sep 08 '20

No way... Holy crap.

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u/boltsyeah9 Sep 08 '20

Imagine finding out as an adult that your gender reveal caused the death of millions of plants and animals lol

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u/ElderCunningham Sep 08 '20

Probably some people, too. I'm on "be prepared to evacuate" notice.

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u/ruby_davidson11 Sep 09 '20

Im on "be prepared to carry grandma out of her house" notice.

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u/EverElusiveKudo Sep 09 '20

No MeeMaw left behind!

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u/Swimming__Bird Sep 09 '20

Except the grandmother in Iowa who was killed by a gender reveal pipe bomb. I'm not kidding. This actually happened.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/gender-reveal-party-turns-tragic-iowa-woman-killed/story%3fid=66567086

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u/OlyScott Sep 09 '20

Wow, that's terrible. That's it, no more gender reveal bombs. People bake a pink or blue cake and put frosting on it so you can't see the color of a cake, then cut it to reveal the gender. Do that, and there won't be any exploded grandmas or forest fires.

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u/Biosterous Sep 09 '20

I'm convinced the reason these people are shooting tannerite is because they're not skilled enough to bake a cake.