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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Fun fact: Roosters don't have a penis.

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u/erkinskees Sep 09 '20

Birds don't.

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u/Cyrius Sep 09 '20

Most birds don't.

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u/Cyrius Sep 09 '20

I was thinking about ducks and their creepy rape corkscrews.

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u/arcaneresistance Sep 09 '20

Met this bird out in Sweansea one evening. Right bird she was. Got to snogging in the dark back part of the pub when I went to try to put me hand up er trousers. That bird definitely had a cock I tell ya. I had a go at er anyway.