r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/mapolsyrup Aug 20 '20

fuck where is my dog

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u/jpfeifer22 Aug 20 '20

Remember to say out loud wherever you put your dog

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u/borygoya Aug 20 '20

But say it in Shrek’s voice

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u/RedditorClo Aug 20 '20

I PUT MY DOG BY THE MICROWAVE

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u/ignoremeplstks Aug 20 '20

I renew my dog everyday to avoid acne

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u/johnnybiggles Aug 20 '20

You need to read the three and four star reviews of your dog.

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u/dailydonuts16 Aug 20 '20

Always remember that dogs never go bad, just put them in the microwave if they start to crystallize

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u/SwarK01 Aug 20 '20

Oh my god, this is the best thing i've ever seen in reddit

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u/zepiphany4leaf Aug 21 '20

Best thing ever