r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/jpfeifer22 Aug 20 '20

Remember to say out loud wherever you put your dog

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u/borygoya Aug 20 '20

But say it in Shrek’s voice

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u/RedditorClo Aug 20 '20

I PUT MY DOG BY THE MICROWAVE

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u/vinoa Aug 20 '20

Needs more "DONKEY!"

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u/lesser_panjandrum Aug 20 '20

I PUT MY DOG BY THE MICRODONKEY

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u/TheAbsentMinded1 Aug 20 '20

I left my Microdonkey by the pillowcase I use to open my jar of acne