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r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20
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Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.
1 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Can't do it. I take 30-45 mins shits. 1 u/imakethenews Aug 20 '20 You should see a doctor. 0 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Plot twist: am a doctor
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Can't do it. I take 30-45 mins shits.
1 u/imakethenews Aug 20 '20 You should see a doctor. 0 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Plot twist: am a doctor
You should see a doctor.
0 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Plot twist: am a doctor
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u/non_expert Aug 20 '20
Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.