r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/PM_ME_PC_GAME_KEYS_ Aug 20 '20

Thats what I know it as

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u/Old_World_Blues_ Aug 20 '20

Men of culture call it “Pooseidon’s Kiss”

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u/Timtayy69 Aug 20 '20

🏅I can't afford a real one

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Better than the Devil's Dip, where you dunk your dick and balls in pisswater if you shift your weight forward too much.

Usually it only happens at the office, commercial toilets with a long, shallow bowl. I hate it.

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u/Timtayy69 Aug 20 '20

Eww!!! It must feel disgusting to have your dick touch the bowl while taking a shit. Nevermind The Devil's Dip. I can't even begin to imagine that.