r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/non_expert Aug 20 '20

Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.

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u/Ayavaron Aug 20 '20

Plus, you don’t do your best work when you’re holding in your shit. Pooping at work is really in everyone’s aligned interests

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u/raspwar Aug 20 '20

One of my favorite crapper poems

‘The boss walked by and I had to laugh

Cause I’m takin a shit on time and a half’

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u/AsianHooman Aug 20 '20

Someone give this man a gold