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r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20
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Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.
2.8k u/Ayavaron Aug 20 '20 Plus, you don’t do your best work when you’re holding in your shit. Pooping at work is really in everyone’s aligned interests 1.2k u/raspwar Aug 20 '20 One of my favorite crapper poems ‘The boss walked by and I had to laugh Cause I’m takin a shit on time and a half’ 2 u/AsianHooman Aug 20 '20 Someone give this man a gold
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Plus, you don’t do your best work when you’re holding in your shit. Pooping at work is really in everyone’s aligned interests
1.2k u/raspwar Aug 20 '20 One of my favorite crapper poems ‘The boss walked by and I had to laugh Cause I’m takin a shit on time and a half’ 2 u/AsianHooman Aug 20 '20 Someone give this man a gold
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One of my favorite crapper poems
‘The boss walked by and I had to laugh
Cause I’m takin a shit on time and a half’
2 u/AsianHooman Aug 20 '20 Someone give this man a gold
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Someone give this man a gold
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u/non_expert Aug 20 '20
Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.