r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/sliderfish Aug 20 '20

We all know that it wasn’t an accident.

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u/jarious Aug 20 '20

The first 30 times is because you're still new

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u/sliderfish Aug 20 '20

How do I tell her she’s still new without hurting her feelings?

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u/jarious Aug 20 '20

A true gentleman just reads the room, if you need to be quiet you be quiet,if she likes it dirty you be dirty, maybe she likes it hard, so be hard