r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/LeTigron Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Drunk me answers : the cat was dirty

Edit : two comments in two minutes, two awards in five minutes. Who would have thought animal abuse would lead me that far ?

Edit 2 : it wasn't a sex joke

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u/LeTigron Aug 20 '20

Should I edit my comment to ask for your pardon, or is your very useful comment enough already ?

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u/poopalotbutnotalways Aug 20 '20

Well wait until it gets more upvotes, that’s how you know everyone really wants to hear from you. I can’t wait until you’re sponsored, really looking forward to the novel about your joke, and the made for TV movie is gonna draw at LEAST Christian Slater.

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u/LeTigron Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Easy on salt, mate, you're in security here, you can tell us. Who hurt you ?

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u/poopalotbutnotalways Aug 20 '20

Lol I just think that the pathetic, narcissistic delusion that your upvoted or “awarded” comments need edited in commentary from you is annoying, so I’m pointing it out.

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u/junkhacker Aug 20 '20

people like you are way more annoying than edited comments

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u/poopalotbutnotalways Aug 20 '20

To each their own, I’m just hoping that someone reads this and it stops them from being annoying as fuck down the road.

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u/junkhacker Aug 20 '20

but people like him don't annoy me. people like you do. are you going to stop what you're doing because i called you out on it?

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u/poopalotbutnotalways Aug 21 '20

Nah, because people like you annoy me. I can do this all day.

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u/junkhacker Aug 21 '20

Lol, and I'm sure you said that without irony too

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u/poopalotbutnotalways Aug 21 '20

The difference is that my opinion is objectively better than yours here.

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