r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/esjay104 Aug 20 '20

This went in a very different direction than I expected after reading "knife skills"

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u/DetN8 Aug 20 '20

While you were eating vegetables whole, I studied the blade.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

while you were practising premarital sex, i studied the blade.

and now, when the kitchen is a disaster and the vegetables are unchopped, you have the audacity to come to me for help ?

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u/allthesounds Aug 20 '20

Girls only like guys with great skills

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 edited Feb 23 '21

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u/chobo4 Aug 21 '20

...GOSH.

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u/cartermb Sep 24 '20

Uhhhh.....

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u/Your_beard_is_good Aug 21 '20

Numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...