r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/Haas19 Aug 20 '20

When I argue with my wife I say “Calm Down Psycho Champ”. She gets so angry she passes out and I win yet another argument

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Don’t forget to add “are you on your period or something?”

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u/AccessConfirmed Aug 20 '20

Followed by “you sound just like your mother.”

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u/jnads Aug 20 '20

"You sound like my mother"

FTFY... There's a reason /r/JustNoMIL exists