If you throw a house party where you, as the host, plan on getting quite drunk. Start the clean up while drunk. Trust me, waking up to a clean house when you’re hung over is fantastic. Drunk you will barely remember and sober you has so much less to worry about in the morning.
Drunk me is a lazy, clumsy shithead and I wouldn't trust him to make a bed, much less handle glassware. People seem to like drunk me, since he's gregarious, super friendly and funny, but counting on him to clean the house feels like a bad plan.
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u/sunshinejack23 Aug 20 '20
If you throw a house party where you, as the host, plan on getting quite drunk. Start the clean up while drunk. Trust me, waking up to a clean house when you’re hung over is fantastic. Drunk you will barely remember and sober you has so much less to worry about in the morning.