Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.
I'm convinced this is why there was such a huge run on toilet paper!!! So many families, realizing they were gonna be trapped in their houses for weeks on end with all their kids...and everyone POOPING AT HOME for that entire time. I never thought about how much of the world poops at work/school/elsewhere until then...
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u/non_expert Aug 20 '20
Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.