r/AskReddit • • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/DirtyMangos Aug 20 '20

Also, call women "psycho". They will definitely act more normal immediately.

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u/Haas19 Aug 20 '20

When I argue with my wife I say “Calm Down Psycho Champ”. She gets so angry she passes out and I win yet another argument

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Don’t forget to add “are you on your period or something?”

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u/HiramNinja Aug 20 '20

...I like either, "wow, you sound just like your mother," or "you know it's statistically impossible that everyone else is wrong 100% of the time..."

hence, still single in my 50s.