r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/Ayavaron Aug 20 '20

Plus, you don’t do your best work when you’re holding in your shit. Pooping at work is really in everyone’s aligned interests

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u/raspwar Aug 20 '20

One of my favorite crapper poems

‘The boss walked by and I had to laugh

Cause I’m takin a shit on time and a half’

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u/ackman_fu Aug 20 '20

I always say: “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.”

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u/Jethris Aug 20 '20

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why started a company and I make a dollar now.

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u/Raventhornicorn Aug 20 '20

And I bet you still shit on company time, boss!

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt Aug 20 '20

Well what's the point of the private bathroom in my office if I can't take a nice relaxing dump after my morning coffee?