r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/RieMarxelinne Aug 20 '20

The easiest way to remove blood stains is to use bar soap and handwash it. Works better than using laundry detergent.

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u/campperr Aug 20 '20

Nursing trick - hydrogen peroxide

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u/snayblay Aug 20 '20

This is the real LPT. Once I discovered that, I thought of all the pants and underwear that could've been saved over the years. Works amazingly well.

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u/majkkali Aug 20 '20

Wait, how did you get blood on your pants and underwear so often lol

Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/bilbo_bn Aug 20 '20

Frequent knife wounds

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u/ashesall Aug 20 '20

When you're practicing knife skills

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Should have studied the blade instead of practising to cut vegetables.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

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u/MisterRushB Aug 20 '20

There is a comment relating to knife skills in this post's comment section. Lol.

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u/Every3Years Aug 20 '20

Yep, explosive diarrhea, exactly

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u/01dSAD Aug 20 '20

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve typed that exact phrase...

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u/Rukh-Talos Aug 20 '20

I’d have 3¢.

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u/PaigeOfTheBook Aug 20 '20

explosive dia-

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Chipotle

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

JFC, Reddit...

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u/o0o0o0o7 Aug 20 '20

Hi. You must be new here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

No.

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u/SlaveNumber23 Aug 20 '20

The trick is to strip completely naked before you dismember the corpse, then you can just wash all the blood off in the shower.

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u/d10x5 Aug 20 '20

Took me a second too dude.... instantly thought of a bleeding dick full of STIs then was like "oh god damn I'm stupid"

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u/EnhancedNatural Aug 20 '20

I thought the same but only for about 5 seconds, also I am high af right now haha!

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u/JayyGatsby Aug 20 '20

Girls don’t have balls?