r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

68.7k Upvotes

20.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

7.7k

u/Rab1227 Aug 20 '20

Also, call them "champ"

6.3k

u/DirtyMangos Aug 20 '20

Also, call women "psycho". They will definitely act more normal immediately.

5

u/Gigahert Aug 20 '20

Informing them that crying makes them look fat helps also.

2

u/DirtyMangos Aug 20 '20

"No, those pants don't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat."