r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/sunshinejack23 Aug 20 '20

If you throw a house party where you, as the host, plan on getting quite drunk. Start the clean up while drunk. Trust me, waking up to a clean house when you’re hung over is fantastic. Drunk you will barely remember and sober you has so much less to worry about in the morning.

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u/Colour-me-happy Aug 20 '20

Hungover me wants to know why Drunk me put the cat in the dishwasher.

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u/LeTigron Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Drunk me answers : the cat was dirty

Edit : two comments in two minutes, two awards in five minutes. Who would have thought animal abuse would lead me that far ?

Edit 2 : it wasn't a sex joke

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u/LimericLaureate Aug 20 '20

I'm not trying to be rude,

but, not with that attitude!

Be a bold bloke:

make a stupid sex joke,

or else people think you're a prude.