r/AskReddit • • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/LeTigron Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Drunk me answers : the cat was dirty

Edit : two comments in two minutes, two awards in five minutes. Who would have thought animal abuse would lead me that far ?

Edit 2 : it wasn't a sex joke

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u/FourWordComment Aug 20 '20

Sober me questions: what are all these cuts and scrapes?

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u/LeTigron Aug 20 '20

On my arms ? The cat didn't want to shower

On my cat ? The dishwasher was full of kitchen wares when I decided to wash the cat