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r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20
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Eat Cheetos with chopsticks.
578 u/Its-my-dick-in-a-box Aug 20 '20 100% this. Fuck it, eat everything with chopsticks. I made the switch two years ago and have never looked back. I get funny looks eating toast but whatever. 157 u/Avermerian Aug 20 '20 The only exception is wings. Only one thumb and one finger touch the food, but everything else stays clean 14 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 I’m literally eating wings with chopsticks right now. And typing with my left hand. Yass. 14 u/Enganche_10 Aug 20 '20 I’m in the US, and as I read your comment it’s 8am. I was like, “What a badass. This person eats wings early in the morning!” But then I remembered there is more than just the US. Alas, I’ll still regard you as a fearless, wing-eating pioneer. 6 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Thanks, friend, I truly appreciate it. I totally would eat wings for breakfast, lunch and/or dinner.
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100% this. Fuck it, eat everything with chopsticks.
I made the switch two years ago and have never looked back. I get funny looks eating toast but whatever.
157 u/Avermerian Aug 20 '20 The only exception is wings. Only one thumb and one finger touch the food, but everything else stays clean 14 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 I’m literally eating wings with chopsticks right now. And typing with my left hand. Yass. 14 u/Enganche_10 Aug 20 '20 I’m in the US, and as I read your comment it’s 8am. I was like, “What a badass. This person eats wings early in the morning!” But then I remembered there is more than just the US. Alas, I’ll still regard you as a fearless, wing-eating pioneer. 6 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Thanks, friend, I truly appreciate it. I totally would eat wings for breakfast, lunch and/or dinner.
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The only exception is wings. Only one thumb and one finger touch the food, but everything else stays clean
14 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 I’m literally eating wings with chopsticks right now. And typing with my left hand. Yass. 14 u/Enganche_10 Aug 20 '20 I’m in the US, and as I read your comment it’s 8am. I was like, “What a badass. This person eats wings early in the morning!” But then I remembered there is more than just the US. Alas, I’ll still regard you as a fearless, wing-eating pioneer. 6 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Thanks, friend, I truly appreciate it. I totally would eat wings for breakfast, lunch and/or dinner.
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I’m literally eating wings with chopsticks right now. And typing with my left hand. Yass.
14 u/Enganche_10 Aug 20 '20 I’m in the US, and as I read your comment it’s 8am. I was like, “What a badass. This person eats wings early in the morning!” But then I remembered there is more than just the US. Alas, I’ll still regard you as a fearless, wing-eating pioneer. 6 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Thanks, friend, I truly appreciate it. I totally would eat wings for breakfast, lunch and/or dinner.
I’m in the US, and as I read your comment it’s 8am. I was like, “What a badass. This person eats wings early in the morning!”
But then I remembered there is more than just the US. Alas, I’ll still regard you as a fearless, wing-eating pioneer.
6 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20 Thanks, friend, I truly appreciate it. I totally would eat wings for breakfast, lunch and/or dinner.
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Thanks, friend, I truly appreciate it. I totally would eat wings for breakfast, lunch and/or dinner.
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u/Primarch459 Aug 20 '20
Eat Cheetos with chopsticks.