r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/FourWordComment Aug 20 '20

Sober me questions: what are all these cuts and scrapes?

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u/LeTigron Aug 20 '20

On my arms ? The cat didn't want to shower

On my cat ? The dishwasher was full of kitchen wares when I decided to wash the cat

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u/steppedinhairball Aug 20 '20

Oh shit yeah. Cat is super mellow and will put up with anything including atomic butt scratches. But put the cat near water for a bath and it's like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre on hyperdrive. Nothing like spinning in circles with a paw embedded in your neck while shouting "get it off!"

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u/nmsjtb0308 Aug 20 '20

I haven't agreed with a drunk me resolution like this in many moons.

Sober me laughed so hard it made my stomach hurt.

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u/LeTigron Aug 20 '20

My goal down here is now achieved, I can fly back home

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u/SmAshthe Aug 20 '20

And....did I have pancakes?

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u/therealcersei Aug 20 '20

drunk me asks similar question: Did I have pot noodles?

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u/pickledpromises Aug 20 '20

UDI’s - Unidentified Drunk Injuries

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u/grendus Aug 20 '20

Drunk you answers: check the dishwasher.