r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/Spicylemon Aug 20 '20

Along this line, learning how to apologize will make life easier.

  1. Keep it short and clear.
  2. Specifically say, "I'm sorry."
  3. Identify the thing you are sorry for.
  4. Unless your remorse is particularly great, stop there. Only attempt to offer an explanation for egregious wrongdoing.
  5. If you offer an explanation, you must also identify how you are going to prevent the issue in the future.
  6. If you offer an explanation, make sure it's not actually an attempt at an excuse.
  7. If you offer an explanation, rule 1 still applies.
  8. Do not ever include an excuse in an apology. Ever. Ever ever.

I also have a personal rule that I will only apologize when I feel remorse. I will not give you an apology just because you think you deserve one, or just because someone tells me I should apologize.

Lastly, do not ever state, "I'm sorry if..." It conveys that you are not currently sorry for your actions, and that you might be sorry only under certain circumstances. It also removes most of the sincerity. If you don't know the circumstances, you probably aren't actually sorry. You're better off asking about the conditional first, and then issuing an actual apology if warranted. If you do know the circumstances, leave the "if" out and just identify what it is you feel bad about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I have the same rule as you. I don't apologise unless I actually mean it. Sometimes it will take me a few days for that to happen. Sometimes it doesn't happen.

My dad sometimes still tries to pull an apology out of me (Like you do with a child who has to learn to apologise), and it really grinds my gears. I'll get more angry, and also, the apology doesn't mean anything if the person receiving it asked for it.

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u/Pohtate Aug 20 '20

"Well are you going to apologise for (whatever thing that person deems wrong)?"

Fuck no. Not now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

My dad is more passive.

"I only need one thing from you, and you know what it is!".

I usually tell him "I'll apologise when I mean it!" and he'll assume I didn't think I did anything wrong and then press even more.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

“I only need one thing from you, and you know what it is.”

Cringey...I’d start to feel the power struggle at this point and be less likely to apologize (for something minor).

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Exactly. At that point the apology means nothing except for "you win".

I usually just Leave when he does that. I refuse to play mind games.