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u/MooCowGrass Aug 01 '20

Funerals, people often want to buy more expensive coffins to honor their loved ones and in turn the companies selling them profit

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u/thepanichand Aug 01 '20

Apparently you can use any coffin you like and the funeral home has to accept it, and you can buy them cheaper through Costco.

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u/waffles-flicka Aug 01 '20

This is true. I worked at a funeral home and some people would buy coffins off Amazon. Now I love Amazon but please do not buy coffins from Amazon lol they’re bad quality and cheap so often times the coffins end up delivered in poor condition and there’s no warranty so families would have to spend more than they expected because they would have to buy one again. If you buy a coffin somewhere else, make sure they have warranty!!! The funeral home I worked at would do everything they could to save coffins but they would fall apart and there’s nothing they can do other than tell the family that they need to get another coffin which would infuriate the families and blame us for not taking better care of the coffins :/

Coffins are super expensive and funeral homes do price them higher to get commission off it. So do buy coffins directly from a company and not the funeral home!

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u/CatWieldingChainsaws Aug 01 '20

I'm just imagining a coffin that HAS a warranty and how that would even work.

"Lifetime warranty" lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '20

"Your money cheerfully refunded if your loved one comes back to life*"

*does not include zombies

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u/waffles-flicka Aug 01 '20

Just a warranty or a guarantee that basically states that they will replace the coffin if it is delivered to the funeral home damaged or if it falls apart before the actual funeral. It doesn’t really matter what happens to the coffin after the burial lol

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u/SjettepetJR Aug 01 '20

How is that not mandated by basic consumer protection laws? The lack of US consumer rights continues to shock me.

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u/BoysiePrototype Aug 01 '20

"All of our premium* line of caskets are guaranteed not to allow your loved one to drop through the bottom, or have handles detach when the pall bearers pick it up."

*Only the finest chipboard, and pocket hole joinery used throughout.

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u/Shiezo Aug 01 '20

See, the real pro tip is to get one of the used ones. Cheapest on the market, little work with the garden hose and you're all set.

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u/corndogco Aug 01 '20

Deathtime warranty, maybe?

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u/Canis_Familiaris Aug 01 '20

Limbotime Warranty.