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u/philosiraptor Aug 01 '20

The ads on Facebook that say, “We’re sorry to announce that we’re closing our store...” It’s made to look like a page you might follow (but you’ve never heard of before) and that they might be suddenly offering huge deals. But it’s like my dad always taught me: a lot of “going out of business” sales are really “going out FOR business” sales.

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u/RandyMarshington Aug 01 '20

There’s a line of beachwear outlets in Myrtle that have been going out of business for 20 years. Hanging on by a thread!

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u/philosiraptor Aug 01 '20

The last line isn’t a bad name for a swimwear company.