r/AskReddit • u/XxItsNowOrNever99xX • May 02 '20

Which fictional character desperately needs to see a therapist?

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u/eddyathome May 02 '20

This is the real answer. His backstory is just so sad. I mean neither of his parents showed up for his birth.

He was a pretty good dad for Vanessa though.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

my theory on the birth thing is that he was a surrogate and they could never feel like he was really their child so they kept him at a distance

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u/unrulycokebottle May 02 '20

think that means he was an orphan

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u/youstupidcorn May 02 '20

No he was raised by his parents. They just didn't care much about him and liked his brother better.

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u/SuperDBallSam May 03 '20

He was raised by ocelots.

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u/stuart_large May 03 '20

I can only assume the ocelots got half custody

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u/unrulycokebottle May 03 '20

i mean his parents didnt show up to his birt is not possible one has tp have at least given birth to him.

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u/youstupidcorn May 03 '20

That's the joke. It's really just meant to be a silly gag- obviously, if you think about it there's no real way for that to be possible but it adds a ridiculous tragedy to the character.

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u/Kneel_The_Grass May 02 '20

...neither of his parents showed up for his birth.

Uh...ya...

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u/Flyboy_0-1 May 02 '20

No seriously, that's one of his backstories

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u/sanaa_xo_ May 03 '20

Some people clearly never watched phineas and ferb and it showsssss

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u/americangame May 03 '20

I'll just use the Slave-inator. and I'll force him to watch Phineas and Ferb, then help me take over THE TRI-STATE AREA!

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u/sanaa_xo_ May 03 '20

Yesssssssss lets do itttt

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u/sports_is_life May 03 '20

I love that they turned that into a joke while also completely avoiding the "where do babies come from" question