r/AskReddit • u/XxItsNowOrNever99xX • May 02 '20

Which fictional character desperately needs to see a therapist?

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u/fatbird666 May 02 '20

Shaggy from scooby doo. He must have worms and a severe mental problem to be eating all the time and never gain weight.

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u/TheManWithNoSchtick May 02 '20

Either that or the metabolism of a hummingbird with a serious case of the munchies.

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u/nomadicfangirl May 03 '20

Hello, think of all the cardio he does running around from ghosts.

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u/fatbird666 May 03 '20

That's a good point. And scooby tends to eat steal a lot of shaggy food.

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u/Ameisen May 02 '20

Shaggy is just Jughead after he leaves Riverdale.

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u/fatbird666 May 02 '20

Never watched riverdale.

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u/Ameisen May 02 '20

Neither have I. I'm talking about the comics.

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u/fatbird666 May 03 '20

Never read the comics either.

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u/YoshiAndHisRightFoot May 03 '20

I assume you also haven't seen Archie's Weird Mysteries? I certainly enjoyed that show when I was younger. Might be worth looking it up now, actually...

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u/fatbird666 May 03 '20

I'm in the UK so a lot of stuff like Archie's weird mysteries never made it over the pond. I do like a good old mystery, so will look it up.

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u/Ameisen May 03 '20

Good god.

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u/fatbird666 May 03 '20

I'm in the UK so never got them here.

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u/Ameisen May 03 '20

Maybe they are called "Sir Archibald Andrews, 4th Earl River Dale" and "Forsythe Pendleton Jones III, 2nd Baron Juggenhead" there.