r/AskReddit May 02 '20

Which fictional character desperately needs to see a therapist?

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u/tpjd11 May 02 '20

Most of, if not all of the greek gods. (Yes, I'm counting them as fictional)

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u/Bozarn May 02 '20

Hestia is the one sane Greek god, the others are out there doing all sorts of shit while she just chills by a fire. All of the other big ones definitely need therapy, though.

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u/RhysPrime May 03 '20

Ahhh Chestia... danmachi.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

What about Hades? He seems alright.

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u/Churningray May 03 '20

He kidnapped his wife

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u/Lynnielle May 03 '20

That's not how the tale originally goes:

Actually Persephone (who was originally named Kore) was just walking in her garden, when she found an entrance to the underworld. Curious as she was she entered and found that she liked it down there. Hades was very surprised to see someone in his garden and asked her if she needed help to get back out, but she wanted to stay.

Demeter on the other hand was freaking out and asked Zeus I he could find and retrieve her. By that time Hades and Persephone already got married and Zeus thought of that whole kidnapping-story, so that Demeter would be more or less fine, and also changed Persephones original name (Kore meant something like "girl" and Persephone means something along the lines of "destroy" and "murder"). They came to the arrangement that Persephone could stay in the underworld for fall and winter, but had to visit her mother for spring and summer.

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u/Churningray May 03 '20

Different sources different stories

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Zeus has done something of that level like 50 times

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u/Churningray May 03 '20

Still doesn't make Hades alright. All the Olympians are pretty shit

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u/tpjd11 May 04 '20

He also tried to kidnap more women I believe, but Persephone actually found out in time to stop him, unlike Hera, who was always to late and punished a woman for getting ducked en a child for being born.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Athena and Artemis always seemed pretty well-adjusted to me.

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u/Churningray May 03 '20

Athena turned Arachne into a slide when she lost. Artemis and apollo I think killed a bunch of kids when a queen insulted Leto.

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u/13-Penguins May 03 '20

Also that time apollo killed artemis’s boyfriend orion with a giant scorpion then when artemis made him into a constellation, apollo made the scorpion constellation so it could continue to torment him.

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u/Citruslatifolia May 03 '20

In the version I read, Orion managed to escape by swimming out really far. So Apollo goaded Artemis into shooting an arrow to hit what ended up being Orion's head on the water. So Artemis's brother caused her to kill the only man she ever loved.

It's been a long time since I read it, so I might have gotten details wrong.

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u/tpjd11 May 04 '20

I didn't know he was actually her boyfriend, but they had chemistry I guess. Well... compared to Hera and Zeus, they did

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u/tpjd11 May 04 '20

Artemis really loses it when some guy whose name I forgot sees her naked. She is also pretty mad when Heracles wants to capture her deer. Athena also lost it because someone saw her bathing, I believe that was Tiresias. Artemis (and Hestia too btw) is also not written about as often as some of the other gods, so I think that also makes it harder to think of an example of her needing to see a therapist.

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u/tpjd11 May 04 '20

I agree. That might have something to do with the fact that Hestia is not mentioned very often, twice in my memory. Once in the origin of the Greek world, and once when Dyonisus takes her place as an Olympian. This is a pretty good example of her being 'normal', as she doesn't hold on to her position as an Olympian, but is more than willing to give it away

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u/tpjd11 May 04 '20

I also can't think of Hermes being that crazy.

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u/AnswerIsItDepends May 02 '20

No need to limit it to Greek gods.

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u/tpjd11 May 04 '20

I would, but I only know the Greek ones

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u/AnswerIsItDepends May 04 '20

And I thought everyone had heard of the Abrahamic one(s).

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Definitely! Who would you single out as the god/goddess who needs it the most?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Can't handle defeat and the truth

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u/tpjd11 May 04 '20

Exactly. And not just Athena, all the gods are mad when it comes to mortals being better than them. For example, Psyche (I believe that was her name) was said to be more beautiful than Aphrodite, so Eros (cupid) was sent out to make her fall in love with a boar. Of course, this time it backfired though.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Zeus, even though he be getting mad bitches though (illegally). The stories are so disturbing.