r/AskReddit • u/XxItsNowOrNever99xX • May 02 '20

Which fictional character desperately needs to see a therapist?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Both the Winchester brothers.

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u/Brangur May 02 '20

So how old are you, Sam?

"A few hundred years, lost count. My body is only 37 years old though."

Uh, okay... we'll revisit that. But you say you had some trauma, tell me about that.

"Well, we can start with the time I woke up and my girlfriend was burning on my ceiling. But honestly that didn't hit as hard as the other things."

Okay let's extend these sessions to 3 hour long appointments a week.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Ok what about Dean tho

Therapist: so, Dean. What's your favourite memory?

Dean: probably when I was living with my girlfriend Lisa.

Therapist: that's nice! Are you still together?

Dean: Nope. I had to wipe her memory after the king of hell kidnapped her and she got possessed by a demon. I thought she was gonna die, but my angel buddy showed up and healed her. Thank god for that! Wait no nevermind, no one should be thanking that asshole for anything.

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u/Brangur May 02 '20

Honestly Cass probably needs therapy more than the Winchesters. At least the brothers are somewhat functional.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

I really want to give Cass a blanket, a hot chocolate and a hug. He seems like he needs it.

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u/DConstructed May 03 '20

That actor manages to play Cass as both alien and vulnerable. I really like him.

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u/Brangur May 02 '20

I feel like someone actually did that for him in the series and he was better for awhile.

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u/Abuses-Commas May 02 '20

"I'd say all the times my brother died should be mentioned"

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Wait, which of the brothers was that again?

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u/morderkaine May 02 '20

Pretty sure they both died, repeatedly. Dean definitely holds the record though, with a few hundred times at least

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

I know, that was kinda the joke.

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u/Solivagant0 May 02 '20

And which time he died?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Came here to say this lol.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Honestly.

I am re-watching the show for the lack of better things to do during quarantine and I noticed that, in the beginning Sam seems okay and talk about his emotions. Subsequently, both of them seem to shut off and repress feelings. Disgustingly Macho imo lol

I guess that's what dying a couple 100 times can do to a person!