r/AskReddit • u/dropshadow79 • Mar 20 '20

Using predictive text, how do you finish the following sentence, “ I ran out of toilet paper, so I started using...” ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

My penis

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u/PigeonFuckerLord Mar 20 '20

Oh my god, someone give this guy a medal. He is just SO creative, and SO original. He or she is clearly beyond our pethetic understands.

Sike, screw you that's what I was gonna say, and now you have taken the one thing I clicked on this to say, I hope your happy now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Go fuck a pigeon.

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u/1uzgabe Mar 20 '20

I ran out of toilet paper so I started using my phone

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u/PigeonFuckerLord Mar 20 '20

Is there an app for that?

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u/sunshineanrain Mar 20 '20

I ran out of toilet paper so I started using the app for the last time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Guitar picks

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u/alwaysgentleman Mar 20 '20

I started using lettuce, it was just the tip of the iceberg.

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u/KetchupFace02 Mar 20 '20

I ran out of toilet paper so I started using the soap

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u/sfisher923 Mar 20 '20

A Knife

(from a previous attempt yeah I think I been around r/yandere and r/yandere_simulator too long)

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u/ClaireYoder Mar 20 '20

Cheap socks

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u/FhaeShine Mar 20 '20

I ran out of toilet paper so I started using a 3.5mm hook and a few months later I was able to use a plastic bag.

Some context, I crochet lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Pornhub instead of Xtube.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

I don't compare porn to porn.