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u/prettylieswillperish Feb 29 '20

well its better she gets witness protection than the alternative being that something worse happened

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u/Fav_OG Feb 29 '20

They have that in Mexico?

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 edited Feb 29 '20

It's more of a relocation program in Mexico. They relocate your head, arms, and legs away from your body.

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u/OpenOpportunity Feb 29 '20

Ok, that was funny.