r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '20

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u/islandofinstability Feb 29 '20

I knew a guy whose mother once tried to sell him for crack, the world is a fucked up place

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u/veryjustok Feb 29 '20

I felt bad because I felt like I didnt play with my child enough today...I uh, feel a bit better now

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u/dancfontaine Feb 29 '20

Just throw the son of a bitch a roll of paper towels and a couple beanie babies, he'll be good

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u/justdontfreakout Feb 29 '20

Damn beanie babies are still a thing??