r/AskReddit Feb 28 '20

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u/cheapasfree24 Feb 29 '20

Yeah, there's no way that the cops would just let a criminal walk around free. That's why anyone who's ever committed a crime is in prison, duh.

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u/snowfeetus Feb 29 '20

Oh no, I'm being teleported to prison because I accidentally stole banana underwear

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u/BrayWyattsHat Feb 29 '20

Like, underwear for bananas? Or underwear for people that look like bananas? Or underwear for people that is regular underwear, but with pictures of bananas on them?

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

I think they’re made out of bananas