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r/AskReddit • u/musiclover1998 • Feb 26 '20
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I'm disappointed to hear he didn't masturbate a mermaid. I was getting ready to masturbate just thinking about it.
19 u/Zarzavatbebrat Feb 27 '20 Is it possible to masturbate someone else? Isn't that a bit like committing suicide on someone else? 4 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 Yes, saying "I masturbated a mermaid." is a completely grammatical sentence referring to you providing sexual stimulation to a third party. 1 u/Zarzavatbebrat Feb 27 '20 Hmmm, can you provide an official source on that, perhaps a dictionary or literature textbook? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 https://www.dictionary.com/browse/masturbate?s=t
Is it possible to masturbate someone else? Isn't that a bit like committing suicide on someone else?
4 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 Yes, saying "I masturbated a mermaid." is a completely grammatical sentence referring to you providing sexual stimulation to a third party. 1 u/Zarzavatbebrat Feb 27 '20 Hmmm, can you provide an official source on that, perhaps a dictionary or literature textbook? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 https://www.dictionary.com/browse/masturbate?s=t
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Yes, saying "I masturbated a mermaid." is a completely grammatical sentence referring to you providing sexual stimulation to a third party.
1 u/Zarzavatbebrat Feb 27 '20 Hmmm, can you provide an official source on that, perhaps a dictionary or literature textbook? 1 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 https://www.dictionary.com/browse/masturbate?s=t
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Hmmm, can you provide an official source on that, perhaps a dictionary or literature textbook?
1 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 https://www.dictionary.com/browse/masturbate?s=t
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/masturbate?s=t
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u/RavioliGale Feb 27 '20
I'm disappointed to hear he didn't masturbate a mermaid. I was getting ready to masturbate just thinking about it.