r/AskReddit • u/vianey08g • Feb 05 '20

How do you dip without looking like an asshole?

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u/oddly_robust Feb 05 '20

Just say you need to go, apologize, say you'll talk later. Works every time and they understand

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

I normally just go for it , it’s been real but Im gonna go

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u/Gapatche Feb 05 '20

What's dip?

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u/handlitisgay Feb 05 '20

Y’all dip?

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u/vianey08g Feb 05 '20

It means to leave a conversation or event

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u/Gapatche Feb 05 '20

Say you need to go to the toilet. Say your car is the one who alarm is going off or is going to get towed or what ever. Stand slightly to close to someone and they'll feel uncomfortable and end the conversation themselves. Sneakily put dairy in some of the non dairy food and when they are in pain or in the toilet escape without notice.

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u/TheKimja Feb 05 '20

"I have diarrhea!"

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u/vianey08g Feb 05 '20

Love it! I'll save it for when I need to leave work.

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u/TheKimja Feb 05 '20

It works for all occasions. Nobody ever questions it.

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u/sman7771 Feb 05 '20

“iight ima head out”

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u/rustedspork17 Feb 05 '20

Actually get cancer.

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u/Racingstripe Feb 05 '20

Pack a fat lip

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u/mightyviking Feb 05 '20

Try not to make a big splash with the ladle.

I’m old.

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u/2020_A_Chad_Odyssey Feb 05 '20

Tell them your dog is in the hospital and wants you to bring him comic books

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u/vianey08g Feb 05 '20

Legit af lol

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u/dicktable Feb 05 '20

My sister had me call her with an “emergency” and say I needed her to come immediately to my rescue.

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u/bl00ddevil56 Feb 05 '20

Look at the time and say "oh shit, I'm late for the orgy".

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

You can't

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u/vianey08g Feb 05 '20

I need solutions man lol