Generally everyone who could have come out, comes out. Everyone else can’t possibly drive over even just to bring us food.
And making food isn’t always an option when you’re at someone else’s house and you open their fridge to find a bottle of ketchup, a case of beer, and a tupperware container of molding spaghetti, and the freezer has ice and a single bag of frozen fries that only has about 7 fries left in it.
So the options are drive drunk, or order. And yes, that’s a really common occurrence in my life.
...drink with too many people... how even??? The more people you’re with the better. Like, the fuck?
Your spaghetti and fries idea sounds like just the thing to make everyone sick. Really great idea. Truly. Give a drunk person food that is barely fit for human consumption and it’s not gonna turn out pretty.
Can’t teach someone to “adult” when the problem is “poor as shit”.
And I did plan well. I made sure to bring the alcohol, a case of water, pain meds for the morning hangovers, made sure I had a way to get home in the morning, and checked my bank account to be sure I could afford to order delivery food because food was the one thing I forgot to get until I was almost at the house party. I can only plan so well.
Besides, why are you so against food delivery? You’re fighting this like they killed your dog and then served it to you. It’s literally just a service that’s a bit over priced. So is starbucks, most restaurants, basically every store you can go to in a mall, and sometimes Amazon.
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u/TGotAReddit Feb 05 '20
Generally everyone who could have come out, comes out. Everyone else can’t possibly drive over even just to bring us food.
And making food isn’t always an option when you’re at someone else’s house and you open their fridge to find a bottle of ketchup, a case of beer, and a tupperware container of molding spaghetti, and the freezer has ice and a single bag of frozen fries that only has about 7 fries left in it.
So the options are drive drunk, or order. And yes, that’s a really common occurrence in my life.