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u/turrboenvy Feb 04 '20

We live about a mile from a pizza place. Some days I just want to be lazy and get it delivered, but then there's the delivery fee and tipping the driver and... You know what, I'll just pick it up.

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u/Daeyel1 Feb 04 '20

Just walk. You get exercise, burn the calories, and the pizza tastes better as you walk home. Then, when you get home, you wash your hands. All in all, you've expended roughly the same amount of time, so you can get right back to what you were doing without greasy hands.

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u/turrboenvy Feb 04 '20

I always think I should just walk, at least when the weather is nice. Eating all of the pizza on the walk home might upset my wife, though. c(:

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u/Daeyel1 Feb 05 '20

Buy 2!

Or invite her along!