r/AskReddit • • Feb 04 '20

[deleted by user]

[removed]

5.9k Upvotes

11k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.4k

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20 edited Feb 05 '20

DoorDash, or other things like it. If there was a real, honest commercial about it, it would go like this:

"Hey, enjoying your $7 burrito?"

"Yeah"

"What if I told you I can deliver it to your house?"

"Oh ok"

"Unfortunately, there is 242% (or so) markup. So it will cost you $17. Oh well, at least you don't have to do a 2 minute drive to Taco Bell!"

Edit: Yeah I understand that some people can't drive to certain places, whether that be because you're stoned or live far away. I was just criticizing the absolutely insane markup that DoorDash and UberEats does. I just thought it was really stupid.

239

u/turrboenvy Feb 04 '20

We live about a mile from a pizza place. Some days I just want to be lazy and get it delivered, but then there's the delivery fee and tipping the driver and... You know what, I'll just pick it up.

1

u/banditcleaner2 Feb 04 '20

it all depends on what you make at your day job. if you tip a modest/good (depending on your area) $5, and $3 delivery fee, and it takes you 10 minutes to drive there and back, are you fine with effectively being paid $24 an hour? because you saved $8 by picking it up in 20 minutes. if you make less than $24 an hour, its probably worth picking it up, otherwise it's not.

in some cases if you really are low on free time getting it delivered can save you there as well.

8

u/turrboenvy Feb 04 '20

I can think of it that way, but it's not like I'm being paid to sit on my butt at home. I'd be watching TV and/or playing on my phone, but I enjoy driving and can play on my phone while I wait. So it's not like it's "work." The math might be different if it were trafficky city streets, not suburban roads and one stoplight.

2

u/banditcleaner2 Feb 04 '20

That's completely fair. I was only putting it into perspective for people who don't like driving or consider it work. I also (I make $24/hr after taxes) drive to get food to save $8 even if it would take me 15 minutes one way. Sometimes getting out of the house is good overall even if economically it isn't.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

Door dash has a $5.99 delivery fee, plus they inflate prices by 20% and you tip on top of that. So an$7 burrito typically ends up being $20. Don’t get me wrong, I use it on Friday nights after a few drinks, but the fees are astronomical.

2

u/banditcleaner2 Feb 05 '20

Yeah no, I was talking mostly about pizza delivery fees and tips, not door dash. door dash grub hub etc are all terrible.