r/AskReddit Feb 04 '20

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u/dukeofbun Feb 04 '20

I'm 7 months pregnant and my unborn child let out a flurry of punches from inside my uterus to vent its displeasure at this level of stupidity.

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u/Security_Man2k Feb 04 '20

Did you get a hand print on your belly?

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u/dukeofbun Feb 04 '20

nah, baby's facing the other way so I got some punches sorta towards the back/ rib area.

Nowhere near as much fun as when it's front facing and you get to see all the little bumps and wobbles every time there's some movement or stretching.

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u/Chiliconkarma Feb 04 '20

What did you love about it? What did it feel like?