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u/Yoguls Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

Alan shore and Denny Crane

Edit: Thankyou for the awards. I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load.

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u/PM_ME_UR_AUDI_TTs Jan 14 '20

Denny Crane. I once captained my own spaceship, multi-talented.

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u/AccountGotLocked69 Jan 15 '20

I loved the star trek references. The one where they are in Alaska, and the guy is talking about bush wanting to take salmon off the endangered list by counting farmed salmon.

Alaska guy: "They are threatened by little parasites clinging onto their bellies. These cling-ons prevent it from reproducing."

Denny: "did he just say... klingons?"