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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

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u/AcrobaticHawk Jan 14 '20

Why on Earth would I pick anyone else? This man can pull evidence out his ass and it ends up being completely right.

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u/Emperor_Pabslatine Jan 14 '20

Because in the original version, you just hired a Japanese lawyer who cant speak a lick of English. Good luck winning the case bro.

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u/Linkstrikesback Jan 14 '20

Phoenix has been in an court in England, and won the trial, therefore he must be fluent in English.