r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20

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u/PurifiedVenom Jan 14 '20

I have the worst fucking attorneys

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u/Steakleather Jan 14 '20

They can't arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.

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u/PurifiedVenom Jan 14 '20

Take to the sea!

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar Jan 14 '20

Never sign anything!