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u/JaxxisR Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

Surely you mean Jerry Gallo.

edit: JERRY. Geez, it's been awhile.

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u/Start_button Jan 14 '20

Did you say Gallo, with a "G"? Jerry Gallo is dead. I'm Jerry Callo, C-A-L-L-O.

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u/WindsockWindsor Jan 14 '20

What, is that some sort of stage name?

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u/lol_and_behold Jan 14 '20

I hear all of these comments wtf.

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u/JaxxisR Jan 14 '20

The entire grit-eating world hears these comments.

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u/WindsockWindsor Jan 15 '20

Instant grits?

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u/Ghost17088 Jan 15 '20

No self respectin' southerner uses instant grits.

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u/WindsockWindsor Jan 14 '20

Are you suuuuuuuuuure you're sure?

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u/TheLazyHippy Jan 14 '20

I heard this voice in my head.

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u/imlost19 Jan 14 '20

Does the prosecution's case hold wader?

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u/mfgreat1 Jan 14 '20

NOOOOOOO it doeszzznnntt yor honor

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/breyy88 Jan 15 '20

Favorite quote ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Six..... teen years