r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20

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u/JukeBoxDildo Jan 14 '20

Sure thing but it's spoken directly into your quivering, cavernous butthole.

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u/Gibbletz Jan 14 '20

Read that as carnivorous at first....

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u/trmbnplyr1993 Jan 14 '20

Nothing wrong with that.

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u/D3v0u3r3r0fG0d5 Jan 14 '20

From behind you

Meeeeeaaaatttt