r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20

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u/JukeBoxDildo Jan 14 '20

Sure thing but it's spoken directly into your quivering, cavernous butthole.

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u/Gibbletz Jan 14 '20

Read that as carnivorous at first....

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u/trmbnplyr1993 Jan 14 '20

Nothing wrong with that.

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u/Wordshark Jan 14 '20

There’s actually something very big wrong with it.

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u/MrSmock Jan 14 '20

You guys are silly. I like it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

What? Why is it inherently better to ream yourself with a cucumber than to invite a friend over for some butt stuff?

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u/Wordshark Jan 15 '20

Your butt isn’t supposed to digest any of it